vegan. straight edge. LA. swedish born. disneyland. cats. movie nights. taco bell. pugs. tattooing. painting. picnics. forts. whispering. naps.





i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life


i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”